16
Mar
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
11
Mar
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.
11
Mar
Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.
9
Mar
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!
9
Mar
.-. .-.-. .-.
! ” ! ” !
“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!
9
Mar
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi
